Humor I Have Known
Hereupon follows a short summary of what I have learned in my short time comping (applying) for the humor magazine Satire V:
September 11th: Too Soon.
Conspiracy theories about September 11th: Funny.
North Korea: Funny.
North Koreans: Tragic.
Kim Jong-Il: Funny.
War in Lebanon: Tragic.
HIV: Not Funny.
Baseball, Freedom, Apple Pie: America. Also funny.
Finals Clubs: Funny.
Date Rape: Not funny. Unless it's to do with Finals Clubs.
Harvard College Women's Center: Great kitchen (Fact).
Terrorism: Sometimes funny.
The TSA: Always funny.
Post-Structuralism: Funny if (like me) you only pretend to know what it means.
Hitler: Not funny. Okay, kind of funny, but not okay.
I knew I'd learn something at Harvard.